frigid
07-15-2007, 10:20 PM
Two women are in heaven. One says: 'Hi, I'm Wanda.' 'Hi,' the second woman says. 'I'm Donna. How did you die?'
'I froze to death,' Wanda replies. 'But it wasn't too bad. After I stopped shaking, I got sleepy and died peacefully.'
'I had a heart attack,' Donna says. 'I thought my man was cheating, so I came home early to catch him but found him watching TV alone. Only, I was so sure he was hiding someone I ran all over the house lookings for her. I checked the attic and basement, then every cupboard and under all the beds. Finally, I was so exhausted I had a heart attack and died.'
'To bad you didn't look in the freezer,' Wanda sighs. 'Then we'd both still be alive.'
'I froze to death,' Wanda replies. 'But it wasn't too bad. After I stopped shaking, I got sleepy and died peacefully.'
'I had a heart attack,' Donna says. 'I thought my man was cheating, so I came home early to catch him but found him watching TV alone. Only, I was so sure he was hiding someone I ran all over the house lookings for her. I checked the attic and basement, then every cupboard and under all the beds. Finally, I was so exhausted I had a heart attack and died.'
'To bad you didn't look in the freezer,' Wanda sighs. 'Then we'd both still be alive.'
