frigid
02-02-2008, 01:14 PM
A guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He sits the Octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented Octopus.He can play any instrument in the world.
Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. so he says that he will wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the Octopus. Immediately the Octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than jimi hendrix. The guitar man pays up his £50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. This time the Octopus plays better than louis Armstrong. The guy pays up his £50.
Then a Scotsman walks up with a set of bagpipes. he puts them down and the Octopus fumbles with them for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.
"Ha Ha" the scot says. "Ye canny plae it, can ye?"
The Octopus looks up at him and says......Play it???... I'm going to shag it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."
Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. so he says that he will wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the Octopus. Immediately the Octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than jimi hendrix. The guitar man pays up his £50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. This time the Octopus plays better than louis Armstrong. The guy pays up his £50.
Then a Scotsman walks up with a set of bagpipes. he puts them down and the Octopus fumbles with them for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.
"Ha Ha" the scot says. "Ye canny plae it, can ye?"
The Octopus looks up at him and says......Play it???... I'm going to shag it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."
