A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly, and out of shape. Pay me a...
These three lads are drinking in a bar when this guy comes in and starts drinking at the bar. After a while the bloke goes up to the group of lads,...
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde...
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A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic...
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a...
Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills...
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You just know it's going to be finger-licking good....
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily...
The Female always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. If the Female...
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst...
A guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He sits the Octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented Octopus.He can...
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with...
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married! The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my...
Read this first before looking at pic......... Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and Dancing. You're okay with it, because...
You've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face....
Bubba had Shingles Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He...
“We’ve all had trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top this one. Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how...
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